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Job Vacancies in Aso Rock Villa, Nnamdi Kanu asks Nigerians to apply

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So surprising today the Leader of Indigenous People Of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu has informed Nigerians that there a lots of Job Vacancies in the Nigeria Power House, The Aso Rock Villa.

The Biafra Leader listed the Job opportunities available for interested Nigerians in his usual Press Statements.

“DO YOU WANT A JOB IN ASO ROCK

….and have you ever wondered how corrupt Fulani leaders managed to successfully deceive and enslave you and 200 million other people in Nigeria since January 2017?

With the use of common plastic surgery, hyper realistic Buhari face masks and the services of very untalented and extremely clumsy bunch of actors, they, Fulani cabals, successfully deceived millions of PhD holders, veteran journalists, self acclaimed leaders, opinion formers and a vast army of intellectually impoverished and poverty stricken social media activists in Nigeria.

As Aso Rock goes into its own administrative lockdown and complete radio silence, allow me to announce an amazing opportunity for actors to make a huge pile of money in this exceptionally difficult economic climate. Those with any form of passable acting skills or raw talent as a ventriloquist and whose families are dying of hunger because of enforced lockdown, should apply immediately as there are many vacancies right now in Aso Rock resulting from the disproportionate damage done by Coronavirus at the seat of power in Abuja.

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There are also opportunities for good forgers, con artists, scamners and fraudsters, especially those that passed through the highly reputable Oluwale School of Forgery in Eko Lagos. Unemployed univeristy graduates that may want to pursue a career in falsification of images i.e. photoshop and video manipulation, should see this as a once in a lifetime opening to learn and acquire the necessary skills on how to successfully deceive an entire country using only fake pictures and manipulated videos.

With Aso Rock devoid of ‘elected’ officials and the growing need for Garba Shehu, Lai Muhammed and Femi Adesina to recruit suitable actors to compliment the excellent work Jubril Al-Sudani is doing in impersonating Buhari, coupled with the urgent need to fill the vacancies now created by the ill health of ‘president’ Abba Kyari and missing Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, candidates can now apply for any of the three roles.

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It comes with the excellent opportunity to live in Aso Rock, working closely with top professional deceivers and Hollywood grade makeup artists who will make you look like Abba Kyari, Yemi Osinbajo or the late Buhari. This is a glorious opportunity no patriotic Nigerian with dubious tendencies should ignore. You need not worry about your safety as there will be 24 hour police and army protection. Mainstream Nigeria media have been sufficiently bribed and intimidated there is little or no chance of press exposure.

There are high quality suitable real-life face masks available for successful candidates. Please watch the video to appreciate the high level of professionalism that will go into making sure you look like your favourite character. This is exactly how they have been deceiving you since January 2017.”

 


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